Holey Moley!


Where? 25 Warner Street, Fortitude Valley
When?  Mon-Fri 12pm – 12am
              Sat 10am – 12am
              Sun 10am – 11pm  
                  

Holey Moley Brisbane has some new tee-rrific new holes to swing at! They like big putts, and they cannot lie.

Opening 12 months ago in the heart of Fortitude Valley, Holey Moley transformed a beautiful old church (previously dance club The Mansion) into a hybrid "leisure-tainment" centre, featuring creative putt-putt courses, a cocktail bar, excellent puns, and a bangin' nineties playlist.

We played our way through The Simpson's lounge room at 742 Evergreen Terrace, glowed in the dark with retro-game-themed holes Pacman and Teetris, watched our balls drop through a giant game of Mouse Trap, navigated around Mr Trump's Mexican Wall, and traded in our Golden Tickets at the Wonka factory with the new "Oom-Par-Loom-Par Doompadee Tee". Giant bars of chocolate and Augustus-Gloop-esque pipe included.



The super friendly staff also happen to be cocktail makin' champs - I sampled the "Sugar Caddy" below, a dangerously drinkable sugar rush in a red plastic party cup (which did make it a little sticky and sloshy). The candy skewer was obviously what sold my sweet tooth on this one!

The lovely outside lawn area now includes a food truck serving pizza - the Cheese and Thank You margherita, Parloha ham and pineapple, Big Tony pepperoni and MotherClucker chicken and sweet chilli.
Big Tony (front) and The MotherClucker (back)
The whole experience was superb, and this seems like a great all-rounder venue. Corporate function? Mini golf. Family reunion? Mini golf. Start of a big night out? Obviously mini golf.

Prices are $16.50pp for 9 holes, or $33pp for 18 holes. Cocktails $17 (or $50 for a "sharing trophy" - cocktails for four served in an ACTUAL TROPHY) and wood-fired pizza $15. Can be a bit of an exxy night out depending on your budget, but it’s a hole lot of fun!